SBAT problem in AlmaLinux 9.4

Despite the ALSA-2023:0752 patch being released a year ago, AlmaLinux 9.4 is suffering the “something has seriously gone wrong” error.

Tested with this ISO image 2 days before this post. Maybe the image is missing some patches, I might build the ISO with pungi or similar and see if it persists. CentOS Stream 9 I believe is unaffected last I checked.